A sixth-grade class is doing some spelling drills.
The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell ‘before.’
He stands up and says, “Before, B-E-P-H-O-R.”
The teacher says, “No, that’s wrong. Can anyone else spell before?”
Another little boy stands up and says, “Before, B-E-F-O-O-R.”
Again the teacher says, “No, that’s wrong.” The teacher asks, “Little Johnny, can you spell ‘before’?”
Little Johnny stands up and says, “Before, B-E-F-O-R-E.”
“Excellent Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?”
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Little Johnny says, “That’s easy. Two plus two be fore.”
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A blonde enters a restaurant and stare at a carton of orange juice
In the morning, a blonde enters a restaurant with a carton of orange juice.
She puts the orange juice on the table and stares at it.
The store is about to close down and the blonde is still staring at the orange juice.
A waiter comes and asks the blonde, “Excuse me, we are about to close for the evening, I’m afraid you’re going to have to leave.”
“No,” the blonde replies.
“Why not?” questions the waiter.
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“The carton says ‘concentrate’”.
