A teacher questioned a student, “How many kidneys do we have?”
Four!” the backbencher responded.
“Four? Haha,” the teacher laughed,
known for ridiculing students’ mistakes.
The teacher then told a front-row student,
“Bring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room.”
The backbencher added, “And for me, a coffee!
The teacher, now furious, kicked the student out.
As he left, the student explained,
“You asked how many kidneys ‘we have.’
We have four: two of mine and two of yours.
‘We have’ is used for the plural. Enjoy the grass.”
