Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub.He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton. She replies, “A bush.The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he’s in the shower.He asks,“What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?” His father replies, “It is a snake.” A few days later, Little Johnny walks in on his mother,once again in the bathtub.He asks, “What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?” She replies, “Headlights.”A couple weeks go by and the little boy walks in on his parents having…
Author: World Wide
Kathleen Turner rose to fame in the 1980s with her strength and attractiveness – many consider her one of the most beautiful actresses in Hollywood. It is this fortitude that has helped her through the many goods and bad times the actress has experienced over the years. Kathleen Turner had a rough childhood and was raised in a family with four children. She and her siblings grew up in London and Venezuela. Tragedy befell her at a young age when her father unexpectedly passed away while mowing the lawn of their Hampstead home. A month after his death, Kathleen and…
College Singers Elevate Josh Groban’s Hit to New Heights with Acapella Mastery An expertly performed acapella song can bring new depth to any track – whether it’s the absence of instruments highlighting the lyrics or the vocalists’ skill in engaging the audience. This rings especially true for the acapella rendition of Josh Groban’s 2003 hit, “You Raise Me Up,” by Brigham Young University’s (BYU) Vocal Point. Their version breathes fresh life into this inspirational song. In 1991, BYU students Dave Boyce and Bob Ahlander founded the BYU Vocal Point, a nine-member acapella group. The group swiftly gained popularity on campus,…
Amber Heard, the renowned actress known for her legal battle with actor Johnny Depp, has found solace in the picturesque country of Spain. Currently residing in Palma de Mallorca with her adorable one-year-old daughter, Oonagh Paige Heard, she is taking a break from the public eye. Accompanying her in Spain is her dear friend, Hollywood writer, producer, and cinematographer Bianca Butti, who shares her appreciation for the freedom of living outside the United States. Seeking Justice and Embracing Life After the recent defamation lawsuit, which Depp won, Heard has made a conscious decision to distance herself from the public attention.…
Are you yearning to bring back that excitement and sizzle in your long-term relationship? Well, I have a lighthearted story that might just give you a chuckle, especially if you fall into the 45-65 age group. An Unexpected Surprise One day, a wife decides to add some spice and surprise her husband. She purchases a new see-through nighty and boldly chooses not to wear any underclothes with it. With excitement in her eyes and a mischievous smile on her face, she dances into the room where her husband is. The Aroused Husband As her husband lays eyes on her, he…
In a bustling supermarket, a young man found himself caught in an unexpected and endearing moment. As he went about his shopping, he couldn’t help but notice a sweet older lady following him closely. Wherever he stopped, she too would pause. And to add to the intrigue, she kept staring intently at him. Before they knew it, they found themselves side by side at the checkout counter. Turning to the young man with a warm smile, the little old lady spoke up, “I hope I haven’t made you feel uneasy. You see, you bear such a striking resemblance to my…
Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden. Husband: do I look like a gardener? Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door. Husband: do I look like a carpenter?….. Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed. Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself….! Wife: no its not me. Husband: who then! Wife: our neighbor Husband: you paid him how much? Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or s ex…. Husband: I hope u gave him…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon When they get back, tel frie, howvas him, “Oh, it was beautiful,” says the man. “ The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we -” His friend interrupts him. “A man your age! How did you make love almost every night?’”Oh,” says the man, “we almost made love Monday, we almost made love Tuesday.”
H – “Hello?” W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” H – “Yes.” W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?” H – “What’s the price?” W – “Only $1,500.00.” H – “Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…” W – “Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a…
