A man driving past a farm accidentally runs over a rooster. Feeling guilty, he picks it up and goes to the farmhouse. He tells the farmer, “I’m afraid I’ve run over your rooster. I really do apologize, and I’m more than happy to replace him.” The farmer replies, “Well, if you really want to go around back and mate with the hens, be my guest, but I’d rather you just pay for a new rooster.” Meanwhile, a farmer with 200 hens but no rooster needs chicks, so he asks a neighboring farmer if he has a rooster for sale. The…
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MEGHAN Markle has paid tribute to her ‘beloved’ dog trainer pal Oli Juste as she opened a new wing of a London animal charity. Meghan sent a personal video message in memory of the animal behaviourist to mark the naming of a new rescue wing in his honour. The recording of the Duchess of Sussex was played to guests including actors Nigel Harman, Rula Lenska, Beatie Edney and Laura Aikman at the unveiling of the Oli Juste Wing at Mayhew’s centre in north London on Wednesday. In January 2022, Oli d!ed suddenly, and Mayhew said a “generous” donation made by…
A Dad Buys a Lie Detector Robot A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it on his son during dinner. The father asks, “Where were you last night?” The son replies, “I was at the library.” The robot slaps the son. Testing the Robot The son then admits, “I was at a friend’s house.” The father continues, “What were you doing?” The son says, “Watching Toy Story.” The robot slaps the son again. The son confesses, “Okay, it was dirty!” The Father Gets Caught Surprised, the father exclaims, “At your…
Tom Selleck has had a long and very successful career in show business. The Magnum, P. I and Blue Bloods star is still passionate about his work – the next season of the successful drama series will actually air soon. Selleck has played many demanding roles over the years. But the 77-year-old has a history of performing his own stunts – a point which has unfortunately come back to haunt him. Tom Selleck wasn’t sure that he wanted to be an actor growing up. Born January 29, 1945, in Detroit, Michigan, his family moved to California, where he grew up…
Kids of today would look at a VHS tape, landline telephone, and walkman and have absolutely no idea what any of them were. Growing up during a technology boom, it’s been incredible to see how common household objects used for many years became obsolete in the blink of an eye. I will admit, when I first saw a photo of the below object, I had no idea what it was. I knew it was a metal tool of some sort, but beyond that, I was stumped. Do you remember and recognize this object? Look familiar? It’s an old oil can…
An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit: He asks the old biker his name. “Fred.” He replies. “Fred what?” The officer asks. “Just Fred.” The old man responds. The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the old biker a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name. The old man tells him that he used to have a last name, but lost it.
Becoming a parent is terrifying, yet it’s one of the most exciting adventures in life. However, life’s grand adventure can become incredibly costly, especially if you’re a mother of 12, trying to make ends meet in today’s economy. Mother of 12 makes Her Plea Veronica Merritt is a 39-year-old mother of 12 and has recently sparked debate online, sharing her struggles to support her kids financially. She shares several challenges including limited financial assistance from her former partners and an irregular income. The mother of 12 notes that she does receive government assistance but that it’s $1400 a month. “I’m…
The whole internet collaborated to determine what this kitchen tool was. The mixer with rotating parts was patented in 1856 by Baltimore, Maryland, tinner Ralph Collier. This was followed by E.P. Griffith’s whisk patented in England in 1857. Another hand-turned rotary egg beater was patented by J.F. and E.P. Monroe in 1859 in the US. Their egg beater patent was one of the earliest bought up by the Dover Stamping Company, whose Dover egg beaters became a classic American brand.The term “Dover beater” was commonly in use in February 1929, as seen in this recipe from the Gazette newspaper of…
An old man notices that his wife is having trouble hearing. He tries telling her to go for a hearing test, but she won’t hear of He decides to prove to her there’s something wrong with her hearing. He goes upstairs, takes out a recorder, turns it on and, knowing she is in the kitchen, yells downstairs, “Honey, what’s for supper?” No answer. He goes downstairs and yells “Honey, what’s for supper?” Still no answer. He enters the living room and yells again “Honey, what’s for supper?” No answer. He even stands right outside the kitchen and yells What’s for…
