A duck walks into a bar around lunchtime, sits down and orders a beer and a sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, “Oh my God, a talking duck! What are you doing here?” The duck replies, “I’m dry-walling the building across the street. I’ll be in town for a few days.” The next day, the duck walks back into the bar and the bartender says, “Hey duck, I was telling someone about you last night. They’re really interested in meeting with you!” “Is that so?” “There’s a travelling circus in town,” the bartender explained. “The ringmaster was in…
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A blonde walks into an appliance store and spots a TV she wants to buy. She heads to the counter and says, “I want to buy that TV.” The salesman looks at her and says, “I’m sorry, ma’am, we don’t sell to blondes.” Confused, the blonde walks out and dyes her hair brown. She returns to the store and says, “I want to buy that TV.” The salesman looks at her again and says, “Ma’am, I’ve told you before, we don’t sell to blondes.” She walks out again and dyes her hair black. She returns and says, “I want to…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the man on the top bunk, the woman on the lower. In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?” The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, ” I have a better idea, just for tonight, let’s make pretend…
A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the…
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a young woman. The four passengers join in conversation, the young woman proposes, “If each of you gives me one dollar, I will show you my legs.” The men, charmed by this young college girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, “If each of you gentlemen gives me ten dollars, I’ll show you my thighs.” And men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls…
The tomb of the famous Elvis Presley was opened after being sealed for fifty years. It was like something out of a Hollywood thriller, and it sent shockwaves through the music and pop culture worlds. People who love the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll would be shocked by what was inside. https://youtu.be/mL3HV4PXn5Y
Adam Schiff had a major public meltdown after FBI Director Kash Patel recently labeled him as the “worst criminal” in Congressional history when speaking about his role in pushing the impeachment of President Donald Trump during his first term in office. Republicans have lambasted Schiff for allegedly fabricating aspects of Trump’s phone call with Ukraine and pushing the Russia collusion hoax. Schiff infamously led the prosecution against the president in his first impeachment trial, in which the House of Representatives charged him with abuse of power and obstruction of Congress. Now that Trump is back in power, there have been…
Libs of TikTok made a stunning discovery that could lead to New York Attorney General Letitia James facing charges for her failure to comply with Trump’s executive orders banning transgender surgeries for minors. Despite Trump’s decisive action to end these surgeries, Letitia James still informs minors that they have the right to elective transgender surgeries. For context, Letitia James is a hardcore LGBTQ radical, and has warned hospitals in her state that pausing “gender-affirming” care due to Trump’s EO could violate New York’s anti-discrimination laws. Other states have halted these surgeries to comply with the president’s far-sighted EO, but New…
In a bombshell interview, Elon Musk revealed what’s next for DOGE, confirming that he was setting his sights on the Federal Reserve as the next target in DOGE’s ongoing quest to root out fraud, waste, and corruption within the federal government. For context, in a May 1, 2025, interview with Reagan Reese of The Daily Caller, Elon Musk was transparent about what the first 100 days of President Trump’s second term have been like for DOGE, adding that he believed that there were countless other cases of fraud within the federal government that had yet to be uncovered by DOGE.…
