When Marines landed at Rocks on the Range near Columbus, Ohio, they decided to show their patriotism. But one Marine’s wife got out her phone and started recording when a liberal hippy approached the Marines and called them “m_ur***ers” without provocation. The stoic troops refused to let him bully them into joining the US military as he mocked the veterans who died for our freedom. However, the leftist spit into a Marine’s face in a vulgar demonstration of disagreement. He discovered why you should never do it. Americans are furious over the viral video below. Explore the legacy of this…
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When my mother-in-law, Jennifer, moved in, I tried to stay positive—despite her reputation for being controlling and nosy. At first, things seemed fine. But I soon noticed my belongings were being moved. My perfume was off-center. My sweaters were folded wrong. I knew someone was snooping—and I was sure it was her. Mark, my husband, didn’t believe me. He thought I was imagining things. So I set a trap, I wrote a fake journal entry saying I felt unloved and was thinking of leaving Mark. Then I hid it deep in the closet—somewhere no one would find it unless they…
When our vacuum broke, my husband said I should just sweep because I’m “homeall day anyway.” So I grabbed our newborn and a broken broom and showed up at his office to remind him exactly what that really looks like I’m 30. I just had my first baby, a sweet little girl named Lila. She’s 9 weeks old, and yeah —she’s perfect. But also? She’s chaos. She screams like she’s in a horror movie. Hatesnaps. Hates being put down. Basically lives in my arms. I’m on unpaid maternity leave, which sounds relaxing until you realize it means I’mworking a 24/7…
Harriet and Stanley were in their late 80s and had just moved into a new home that their tech-savvy grandson convinced them to make “smart.” “Everything’s voice-activated now,” the grandson said proudly, clapping his hands. “Lights, thermostat, TV, even the fridge tells you when you’re out of milk!” Harriet squinted suspiciously. “Does it tell you when the milk has turned? Because your grandfather has been drinking expired milk since 1972 and says it ‘builds character.’” Stanley shrugged. “Hasn’t k.i.ll3d me yet. Probably the reason I’m still kicking.” So one evening, Harriet tried using the voice commands. She stood in the…
Three Scots and three Irishmen are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Irishmen each buy tickets and watch as the three Scots buy only a single ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks an Irishman. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers a Scottish man. They all board the train. The Irishmen take their respective seats but all three Scots cram into a bathroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and says,”Ticket, please.”…
A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The first guy answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!” The policeman says, “Well…uh…that’s because the picture I showed is his side profile.” Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize…
A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland. She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?” “Of course my child, What can I do for you?” “Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?” “Of course I could, my child, but you…
A blonde, looking to make some extra cash, decided to do odd jobs around her rich neighborhood. At the first house, the man says, “You can paint my porch. How much?” “$50,” she replies. He agrees, hands her the paint and brushes, and goes back inside. His wife, overhearing, raises an eyebrow. “Does she even know the porch wraps around the whole house?” He shrugs. “She should. She was standing on it.” Not long after, the blonde knocks on the door. “All done!” she beams. “And I had enough paint left to give it two coats.” The man, impressed, starts…
There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, “If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I`ll quit!” Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had “fallen”. This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived. He visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The…
