It was this little girl’s first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was. She replied, “Happy Butt.” The teacher said, “Honey I don’t think that’s your name. You need to go to the principal’s office and get this straightened out.” So she went to the principal’s office and he asked, “What’s your name?” And the little girl said, “Happy Butt.” The principal called the girl’s mother to get this straightened out once and for all. After getting off the phone, he looked at the little girl and said, “Honey, your name is Gladys,…
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A wealthy old man was lying on his d.eathbed when it occurred to him that he had never made a will. So, he called his lawyer to help him draft one. The next day, the lawyer arrived, and the old man said, “I want 25% of my money to go to charity. After all, I’ve taken so much; I should give something back.” “How generous of you,” the lawyer replied. “I’ll make sure that happens right away.” “I also want 25% to go to my son. He’s been waiting for the day he could get his hands on my money,”…
One evening, a husband thought he’d be cheeky and teased his wife, saying, “Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast—might help shave a few inches off your backside!” His wife, unimpressed and far from amused, decided she wasn’t going to let that comment slide without a little payback. The next morning, as the husband reached into his drawer and pulled out a pair of underwear, a puff of powdery dust filled the air. Confused, he shook them out and muttered, “What the heck is this?” Baffled, he stormed into the bathroom, holding the underwear. “April! Why did…
A plane was cruising smoothly toward Vancouver when a woman named Lily, seated in economy class, decided she deserved an upgrade. Without hesitation, she marched up to first class, plopped herself into an empty seat, and made herself at home. A flight attendant quickly spotted her and approached with a polite but firm smile. FLIGHT ATTENDANT: “Excuse me, miss. May I see your boarding pass?” LILY: (waving a hand dramatically) “I’m Lily. I’m fabulous. I’m headed to Vancouver—and I’m staying right here.” Trying not to show her frustration, the flight attendant gently explained, FLIGHT ATTENDANT: “Miss, you purchased an economy…
The adored American actor John Goodman has enthralled audiences with his extraordinary talent for decades. He is best recognized for his famous appearances in Monsters, Inc., The Big Lebowski, and Roseanne. Fans have recently been talking about his incredible physical makeover, but his tale is about more than just losing weight; it’s about conquering personal obstacles and starting again. In the popular comedy Roseanne, Goodman originally gained notoriety as Dan Conner, a character he played again in the 2018 revival. His filmography is as outstanding, featuring notable roles in iconic films such as 10 Cloverfield Lane, O Brother, Where Art…
In a rare bipartisan rebuke of President Donald Trump on trade policy, four Senate Republicans joined Democrats. By a vote of 51 to 48, the Senate approved a resolution to halt the planned tariffs on Canadian goods by the Trump administration. CNN said that Senators Susan Collins, Mitch McConnell, Lisa Murkowski, and Rand Paul, who cosponsored the resolution, were the four Republicans who voted with Democrats. The site pointed out that the action comes after Trump criticized the proposal and urged Republicans to vote against it, and it represents uncommon bipartisan opposition to Trump within the GOP-led Senate. Given that…
Honestly, I wasn’t even planning to show up to French class that day. Valentine’s Day has always been…complicated for me. Seeing everyone with their little heart candies and couples being all cute—it just made me want to crawl under a blanket and stay there till February 15th. But when I dragged myself in, there was Richard. This older guy who always sat up front, wore the warmest sweaters, and somehow made French grammar sound less terrifying. He had this big shopping bag filled with chocolates and little white envelopes. And he wasn’t just handing them out—he was carefully placing one…
It started as one of those awful days that just gets heavier by the hour. My brother and I ended up at the Wendy’s near the highway, sitting in a booth, trying to act normal while our phones stayed stubbornly silent. We hadn’t heard from Mom in hours, and every worst-case scenario was playing on a loop in my head. That’s when the officer noticed us. He wasn’t even there on duty. He was just grabbing a burger like everyone else. But he took one look at us—two scared kids picking at cold fries—and knew something wasn’t right. Without making…
It was a slow Tuesday night, and honestly, I wasn’t feeling it. Between double shifts and cranky customers, my patience was thinner than the syrup we served with pancakes. When a group of four officers walked in, I braced myself—big tables usually meant small tips and big messes. But these guys? They were polite. Kind. Made jokes about how they were “off duty and off diet.” They even made sure to stack their plates neatly when they were done. When I dropped off their check, they all smiled and thanked me like I’d just done something heroic. I shrugged it…
