California Senator Adam Schiff admitted on ABC News that his Democratic Party lost the 2024 election because they neglected to remain “laser focused” on the rising cost of living while attacking President Donald Trump’s economic policies. Inflation hit 9% in June 2022 under former President Joe Biden, a stunning increase from the 1.4% when he assumed office. Notwithstanding the economic downturn, both Biden and the Democrats regularly minimised the state of affairs; the then-former president often praised his economic successes even as Americans struggled with rising living expenses. Co-host Jonathan Karl of ABC’s “This Week” grilled Schiff on a Democrat…
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A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief said “1956?! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better.” The woman and general went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over an hour. Afterwards, the woman cuddled up to the general and said “Well, you sure haven’t forgotten anything since 1956…” The general looked at her, confused, and replied I sure hope not, it’s only 2130 now.”
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smells something horrible. He stops his horse and turns around. He says “Hey Paco, you shit your pants?” Paco says “No, Pablo, I did not shit my pants.” He believes him and they keep riding. As they go on, the smell gets worse. The smell is so bad, flys begin to swarm. Pablo stops his horse and turns around. He then says “Paco, Are you sure you did not shit your pants?” Paco says “Yes Pablo, I am sure I did not…
An elderly woman decided to join a prestigious country club. One day, overhearing a group of men talking about their golf games, she confidently chimed in, “I used to play on my college’s golf team and was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?” The men exchanged skeptical glances but, feeling cornered, one finally said, “Sure, but we tee off at 6:30 a.m.” He figured the early hour would discourage her. To their surprise, she smiled and said, “That works, though I might be 15 minutes late.” The men rolled their eyes but agreed. The following week, she…
One afternoon, two young boys wandered into a pharmacy. They roamed the aisles for a bit before confidently grabbing a box of tampons and making their way to the checkout. The pharmacist, curious and a little amused, looked at the older boy and asked, “How old are you, son?” “Eight,” the boy answered proudly. The pharmacist smiled and leaned in. “Do you know what these are used for?” he asked. The boy shrugged and said, “Not exactly. They’re not for me—they’re for my little brother. He’s four.” Trying to hold back a chuckle, the pharmacist said, “Oh really? And why…
One sunny afternoon, an elderly woman named Violante was cruising peacefully down the highway when she noticed flashing red and blue lights in her rearview mirror. Without a fuss, she pulled over to the side of the road. A young, nervous-looking officer approached her window. Officer: “Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?” Violante: “Is something wrong, Officer?” Officer: “Yes, ma’am. You were speeding.” Violante: “Oh, I see.” Officer: “May I see your driver’s license?” Violante: “I would, but I don’t have one.” Officer: “…You don’t?” Violante: “Nope. Lost it about four years ago—for drunk driving.” The officer…
A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her doctor. Doctor, “What is your dream about?” Blonde, “I am being chased by a vampire…” Doctor, “So, where are you in this dream?” Blonde, “I am running in a hallway.” Doctor, “Then what happens?” Blonde, “Well, that’s the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happens. I always come to a door, but I can’t open it. I keep pushing the door and pushing the door, but it won’t budge!” Doctor, “Does the door have any letters on it?” Blonde, “Yes.” Doctor, “And what do…
A sixth-grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell ‘before.’ He stands up and says, “Before, B-E-P-H-O-R.” The teacher says, “No, that’s wrong. Can anyone else spell before?” Another little boy stands up and says, “Before, B-E-F-O-O-R.” Again the teacher says, “No, that’s wrong.” The teacher asks, “Little Johnny, can you spell ‘before’?” Little Johnny stands up and says, “Before, B-E-F-O-R-E.” “Excellent Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?” … .. . Little Johnny says, “That’s easy. Two plus two be fore.” =============================== A blonde enters a restaurant and stare at…
Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her father’s new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. “Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it,” she replied. Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ”Never mind sweetheart. I’ll get another…
