God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years.” “Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.” The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.” God says, “Say no more.” Instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, six mice die and go to heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that he made the cat. The mice said, “All our lives we’ve had to run. Cats,…
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A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?” The husband said, “No sweetie.” The woman said, “I’m sure you would.” So the man said, “Okay, I would” Then the woman asked, “Would you let her sleep in our bed?” And the man replied, “Ya, I guess so.” Then the wife asked, “Would you let her use my golf clubs?” And the husband replied, “No, she’s left handed.”
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?” Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that…
So I went to a psychiatrist and told him I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy. “Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the psychiatrist. “Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.” “How much do you charge?” “$80 per visit,” replied the doctor. “I’ll sleep on it and if needed I will come back to you,” I said. Six months later the psychiatrist met me on the street. “Why didn’t…
Let’s explore a funny story about a couple at church. If you’re looking for a chuckle, this might just be what you need. It’s a relatable situation, and hopefully, it’ll bring a smile to your face. Imagine a husband and wife sitting in church. The service is quite long, and as often happens, one of them, in this case, the wife, starts to feel a bit drowsy. She can’t help but drift off to sleep. Her husband, noticing her slumber, decides to try and gently wake her. He pokes her gently with his finger. Now, as fate would have it,…
Humor has a unique way of revealing the absurdity of everyday life. Sometimes, the most outlandish scenarios and unexpected punchlines come from situations we’d never imagine. In this article, we explore ten outrageous encounters—from bizarre police stops to family drama and everything in between. Each story is crafted to shock, amuse, and leave you laughing out loud. So sit back, relax, and prepare for a rollercoaster of humor that will have you checking the comments for the twist at the end of each tale! Introduction: When Life’s Absurdities Become Comedy They say truth is stranger than fiction, and sometimes reality…
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my…
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced “One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don’t worry we have three engines left”. Thirty minutes later, the captain announced “One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don’t worry we have two engines left”. An hour later the captain announced “One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don’t worry we have one engine left”. One blonde looked at the other the other…
Harvey comes home late at night, drunk as a skunk. He staggers into the bedroom and wakes his sleeping wife, “Ellie, wake up! You’ll never believe this!” “What happened?” Ellie replies sleepily. “I just went to the bathroom and guess what—the light switched itself on, all by itself! And as I was going out, the light went off again! I didn’t have to do anything! Am I getting superpowers or what?” Ellie groans, “Come on, Harvey! You filthy animal, I bet you just went and peed in the fridge again!”
