A blonde walks into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf.
She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?”
The clerk replies, “That is a thermos.”
The blonde then asks, “What does it do?”
The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.”
The blonde says, “Oh! I could use something like that !! I’ll take it!”
When she comes to work the next day with her new thermos, she spots her boss and shows off her shiny new thermos, “I just got this yesterday, isn’t it wonderful! It’s a thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!”
The boss asks, “And what do you have in it?”
The blonde responds, “Some coffee and a popsicle.”
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Salesman Sells Car to a Beautiful Blonde
A retired elderly couple returns to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful, leggy blonde in a miniskirt and a halter top.
The old man was visibly upset.
He spoke to the salesman sharply. “Young man, I thought you said you would keep the car until we raised the asking price by $55,000,” said the older man.
“But I just heard that you got the $45,000 deal for the beautiful young lady over there.”
“And if I remember correctly, you insisted there was no way you could discount this model.”
The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat, and took a large glass of water.
“Well, what can I tell you? She had the money ready, didn’t need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.
At that moment, the young woman approached the elderly couple and handed them the keys to the car.
“There you go,” she said. “I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. “See you later, Dad!”
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