A small old woman was strolling down the street while pulling two big plastic trash bags behind her. A $20 bill would sometimes fall out of one of the bags and land on the ground. A police officer saw this and stopped her, telling her, “Ma’am, $20 bills are falling out of that bag.” “Really?” “Damn it!” the old woman said. “I should try to find them again.” Thanks for telling me, officer. The officer said, “Now, don’t move so quickly.” “Where did all that cash come from?”
I don’t think you stole it. The old woman said, “Oh, no, no.” “See, my backyard is right next to the parking lot for the football stadium.” A lot of fans come to my flower yard on game days and pee through a knothole in the fence. It used to really annoy me. You know that it kills the flowers. I then asked myself, “Why not make the best of it?” Now, when there are games, I stand really quietly behind the fence by the knot hole with my hedge cutters. Every time a guy nails his bird through my fence,
I surprise him. Take it and say, “Okay, buddy!” Give me $20, or it will go away. The police officer laughed and said, “Well, that seems only fair.” “Okay.” Have fun! What’s in the other bag, by the way? The little old lady said, “Well, you know, not everyone pays.”
